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Hebby Heb and the Funky Bunch


Total: 17 points

2 Points
1. Houston Rockets: Yao Ming
7-5, 296-pound 41 year old C out of China

Congrats! You got it -- 2 points rewarded!
The Rockets will draft Ming and
then Doc Rocket can get back to
surfing porn.
2 Points
2. Chicago Bulls: Jay Williams
6-2, 195-pound 40 year old PG out of Duke

Congrats! You got it -- 2 points rewarded!
Certainly Krause must be weary
of drafting a guy that feels
good about Chicago, but
Reinsdorf will force him to take
Williams anyway.
5 Points
3. Golden State Warriors: Mike Dunleavy
6-9, 220-pound 41 year old SF out of Duke

Congrats! You got it -- 5 points rewarded!
Golden State Sucks.
0 Points
4. Memphis Grizzlies: Nickoloz Tskitishvili
7-0, 220-pound 38 year old PF out of Benetton Treviso Italy

0 points rewarded
Put Pau and Nickoloz
Tskitishvili together and you
can almost spell Paul Gasoline.
0 Points
5. Denver Nuggets: Caron Butler
6-7, 235-pound 41 year old SF out of Connecticut

0 points rewarded
Everybody has a big but Simone.
Caron, let's talk about your
big but.
0 Points
6. Cleveland Cavaliers: Drew Gooden
6-10, 230-pound 40 year old PF out of Kansas

0 points rewarded
Word is that Lucas thought that
the Thanksgiving Turkeys could fly.
0 Points
7. New York Knicks: Chris Wilcox
6-10, 220-pound 41 year old PF out of Maryland

0 points rewarded
It's the easiest way for Scott
Lameden to keep his job.
0 Points
8. Los Angeles Clippers: Qyntel Woods
6-9, 230-pound 41 year old G/F out of Northeast Mississippi JuCo

0 points rewarded
Freaky stupid athletic team adds
freaky stupid athletic player.
News at eleven.
0 Points
9. Phoenix Suns: Jared Jeffries
6-10, 234-pound 40 year old SF out of Indiana

0 points rewarded
Who knows. But I felt like a
jerk for every sta sta sta
stuttering joke I'd ever made in
my life watching IU in the turney.
0 Points
10. Miami Heat: Dajuan Wagner
6-3, 200-pound 38 year old PG out of Memphis

0 points rewarded
0 Points
11. Washington Wizards: Amare Stoudemire
6-10, 240-pound 38 year old PF out of Orlando Cypress Creek HS

0 points rewarded
0 Points
12. Los Angeles Clippers: Curtis Borchardt
7-0, 240-pound 41 year old C out of Stanford

0 points rewarded
0 Points
13. Milwaukee Bucks: Maybyner Hilario
6-9, 260-pound 39 year old PF out of Brazilian Team

0 points rewarded
Ooooo ooooo oooo, get oooo the
big guy.
0 Points
14. Indiana Pacers: Kareem Rush
6-6, 215-pound 41 year old SG out of Missouri

0 points rewarded
They need a young shooter.
8 Points
15. Houston Rockets: Bostjan Nachbar
6-8, 218-pound 41 year old SF out of Benetton Treviso Italy

Congrats! You got it -- 8 points rewarded!
With Boki and Cat on the wings,
and a real point guard running
the break, it's over.
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